Facepalm

Mom: *hands me a new water bottle* I'm going to my room now, but before you go to the gym let me show you how to use it.

Me: Uhh....it's just a water bottle, I don't think it's rocket science. See. *opens cap, pushes down button on top* There. Open.

Mom: Okay.

10 minutes later...

Me: *pushes down button on top, tries to drink, and spills the water all over herself*  WHAT the FUCK!

Mom: *points to label on the side which says, "do not attempt to drink directly from cap"*

Me: ...........................................

Mom: I could have told you that.