Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder...

Yes, I am still alive. After a very long while of not blogging, I've decided to pick back up again. Among other things. I believe blogging makes us all a little less intelligent, and studies show that it may decrease brain density and sapience. However, since I lack the expenses for my "Buy Bulgaria" fund, I have thus created my own little world with my blog. For free. Yeah, I'm cheap, and I LIKE IT.

So feel free to make fun of me from time to time, and I'll try not to cry too hard. As far as frequency goes, I'll be trying to update as much as possible. Just don't get your hopes up that it will be something thought-provoking every time. But as the saying goes,

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

I believe I'll get some sort of reaction out of you all, somehow.

And like old times, I'm going to try my best to haunt your dreams, and come sneaking through your window at night. Just be sure to keep your fridge under lock and key.