Why is it, that a guy will be all over you, then ignore and forget about you, and then come running back to say, "I've missed you"? That has to be the most bloody well ridiculous thing I've heard since the recitation of The Road Not Taken. Who does that? You have to be well out of your mind to think I'd respond in a pleasant way.
Oh yes, wonderful, devoted, beautiful man. I invite you back with an open heart, and hope you stay for tea. Perhaps even a little more. I haven't forgotten about you, even though you used me and sent me away, promised me something, and didn't give it. Actually, I FORGIVE YOU. Let's just forget the past year and think of all of this as a fresh new beginning!!
I suggest you use your apparently excellent seduction skills on some cow who would be in much more ecstasy of your presence than I would.
MUSE:
It's strange where you can get your inspiration from. I write a lot, but need to find some way of getting it out in the open. Lately though it's been hard to be inspired by too much. However, inspiration seems to come to me in weird ways, and it more often than not involves a wooden spatula, and a malicious, revenge-driven younger brother.
COFFEE WHORE:
Everything about coffee makes me absolutely randy.
In fact, I think I'd sell my soul for coffee, if need be. It can't be that disgusting American shit though. It has to be legit Italian coffee - best around. I won free coffee at the Starbucks yesterday, and I'm going to triumphantly receive my cup when I pass by one today. Then laugh in the faces of the people behind me, because they didn't hardly meet up to the "coolness" expectations of the cash register.
And right now, there's a nice big pot of coffee sitting across from me right now. All alone, dark, sad, and just waiting for someone like me to take the initiative of giving it some well-deserved love.
....well, someone's got to drink it!
I am liking your jots of random thoughts! :)
ReplyDeleteIt's so cool you have a blog. I'll add it on my favorites bar.
xo Jennie