Sunday, November 22, 2009

Procrastinate Today!




I've been dreaming in chemistry terms and algebraic equations for the past week.

My divine procrastination ability is one thing about me that I'm not the proudest of. I can procrastinate until the cows go blue, I'm not even thinking about doing what I need to do anymore. I begin thinking that I can think about thinking about what I really need to do another day. It's driving me crazy.

And right this second, (literally) I just got a phone call from a strange Asian man, who started yelling at me. He called me a bastard, and then screeched something else in Chinese. I felt like arguing back with him, so I pretended like I knew Chinese as well. He went silent and hung up. Communist.

Stressed is too simple of a word to describe my current situation. I feel so compressed with everything I'm supposed to be doing I feel like I might explode. And knowing my mother, the first and foremost thing she'd say upon walking in post-explosion, is:

"Christine, I hope you're going to clean up the mess you've just made."

Yes, mother. After I finish peeling myself off the wall and putting my severed limbs back together, I'd be happy to clean up my organs.

*bangs head on desk*

Oh well, time to go procrasturbate.

8 comments:

  1. missed blogging or something?

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  2. I suppose, in a way. I can use it to vent and ramble. :)

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  3. Back to the good ol days when you can make people think your insane by purely writing down nonsense eh?
    Good for you.

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  4. Well I truly am glad you got back into the blogging world. Your posts make the rainy days here just a lil bit brighter for me. :)

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  5. Well thank you, Dre. :) My objective was to make your world a darker, rainier one, but I suppose it'll have to do.

    And Gid, everyone knows I'm insane by now.

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  6. Yep. That's exactly what Mumsie would say.

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